1 00:00:09,608 --> 00:00:12,412 ALF: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 2 00:00:12,445 --> 00:00:15,148 Welcome to beautiful Jacksonville, Florida. 3 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,816 Current local time is 4:20. 4 00:00:16,849 --> 00:00:18,718 And please be careful when opening overhead compartments, 5 00:00:18,751 --> 00:00:21,220 as the many, many bags of sticky icky icky 6 00:00:21,253 --> 00:00:23,589 may have shifted in flight. We thank you for flying 7 00:00:23,622 --> 00:00:26,125 -Chron Air. -RONNIE (laughs): Chron Air was 8 00:00:26,158 --> 00:00:27,727 -way better than Air Bud. -You know, 'cause of 9 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,595 -Con Air. -Yeah. No, I got it. 10 00:00:29,628 --> 00:00:31,831 Yo, yo, can you believe this shit? 11 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:33,800 They got 'Pac performing at Coachella. 12 00:00:33,833 --> 00:00:35,835 I told you Makaveli was alive! 13 00:00:35,868 --> 00:00:37,370 You owe me another Jet Ski, dawg. 14 00:00:37,403 --> 00:00:38,704 He's not alive, motherfucker. 15 00:00:38,737 --> 00:00:40,473 It's a hologram. 16 00:00:40,506 --> 00:00:42,608 And it's corny as fuck. You know what? If I die, 17 00:00:42,641 --> 00:00:44,544 you better make sure I never become a hologram. 18 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,111 You two. I'm serious. I'll come back. 19 00:00:46,145 --> 00:00:47,814 -BOTH: Bet. -Matter of fact, Craig, 20 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,782 notarize this shit right now. I hereby 21 00:00:49,815 --> 00:00:52,117 give the rights of my hologram to Alf and Ron 22 00:00:52,151 --> 00:00:54,320 so I might never become a fucking hologram. 23 00:00:54,353 --> 00:00:55,655 -Thank you. -Fine. 24 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,323 -Amen. -I'll file it with Ronnie 25 00:00:57,356 --> 00:00:58,558 and Jake the Snake's pre-nup. 26 00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:01,160 -Oh, shit. -(siren blaring) 27 00:01:01,193 --> 00:01:03,129 -Guys, we got company. -LOU: No shit. 28 00:01:03,162 --> 00:01:04,596 Everywhere we land is like a fuckin' championship parade. 29 00:01:04,629 --> 00:01:06,131 -RONNIE: Fact. -CRAIG: No. 30 00:01:06,165 --> 00:01:07,467 -We got bad company. -ALF: You better 31 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,801 be talkin' about Paul Rodgers, 32 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:10,703 Simon Kirke, Mick Ralphs and Boz Burrell. 33 00:01:10,736 --> 00:01:11,771 CRAIG: No, not the band Bad Company. 34 00:01:11,804 --> 00:01:13,106 I'm talking about the police. 35 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:14,140 ALF: You better be talkin' 36 00:01:14,173 --> 00:01:15,241 about Stewart Copeland, 37 00:01:15,274 --> 00:01:16,375 -Andy Summers and Sting. -Why would 38 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:18,845 two classic rock outfits be waiting for us on the tarmac? 39 00:01:18,878 --> 00:01:20,680 RONNIE: Speaking of classic rock outfits, 40 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:23,282 what's with your lace-up leather pants, you fuckin' dork? 41 00:01:23,315 --> 00:01:25,451 You look like Steven Tyler's mic stand. 42 00:01:25,484 --> 00:01:27,253 -(laughter) -Ha. Ha. 43 00:01:27,286 --> 00:01:28,488 -ALF: You look like you do close-up magic. -(laughter) 44 00:01:28,521 --> 00:01:29,722 Police! Get out of the plane! 45 00:01:29,755 --> 00:01:30,789 ALF: I'm surprised you're not wearing 46 00:01:30,823 --> 00:01:31,791 one of those low-slung belts 47 00:01:31,824 --> 00:01:33,392 off the belt loop 48 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:34,794 with the, like, metal discs on it. Oh. 49 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:36,295 -I am. -Oh. 50 00:01:36,328 --> 00:01:38,131 Just wrapped out a tour with Daughtry. 51 00:01:38,164 --> 00:01:40,700 Guys, I'm talking about actual law enforcement 52 00:01:40,733 --> 00:01:42,568 outside... right now. 53 00:01:42,601 --> 00:01:44,470 -They're gonna raid the plane. -RONNIE: All right, so, 54 00:01:44,503 --> 00:01:46,606 walk out there in your bent-toe snakeskin boots 55 00:01:46,639 --> 00:01:48,407 and... take care of it. 56 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:49,675 There's no taking care of it. 57 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:51,844 We're in Florida, Lou is a rapper. 58 00:01:51,877 --> 00:01:54,213 Someone has to take the fall for the pounds and pounds 59 00:01:54,246 --> 00:01:56,181 of marijuana we have on this plane. 60 00:01:56,215 --> 00:01:58,718 So who should it be? The once-in-a-generation talent, 61 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:00,686 the manager who cleans up all the messes, 62 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:02,455 or one of the two friends? 63 00:02:02,488 --> 00:02:04,491 64 00:02:05,658 --> 00:02:07,827 All right. 65 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:09,628 Rock, paper... 66 00:02:09,662 --> 00:02:11,264 You're white. 67 00:02:12,498 --> 00:02:14,733 I owe you one, brah. 68 00:02:14,767 --> 00:02:17,503 Ay, ay, ay, ay 69 00:02:17,536 --> 00:02:20,339 Same squad, same squad, same squad 70 00:02:20,372 --> 00:02:22,408 Droptop coupe, dodge raindrops 71 00:02:22,441 --> 00:02:25,278 Big bag plays on FaceTime 72 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,647 Squad ain't with me then it ain't right 73 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:29,549 Same squad, same squad, same squad 74 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:32,852 Cross moves quick like A.I. 75 00:02:32,885 --> 00:02:34,820 Chains shine bright like daytime 76 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:37,357 Ay, ay, ay, ay. 77 00:02:43,495 --> 00:02:46,299 There's some Nerd Rope in the glove if you want. 78 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,837 So we don't talk for six months, and then all of a sudden, 79 00:02:51,870 --> 00:02:53,873 you barge in and invoke Jacksonville? 80 00:02:53,906 --> 00:02:56,609 I needed you, and I knew what you were gonna say. 81 00:02:56,642 --> 00:02:58,311 Fuck you, dude. 82 00:02:58,344 --> 00:03:01,447 Yeah, which is exactly why I invoked Jacksonville. 83 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:02,881 So at least tell me where we're going. 84 00:03:02,915 --> 00:03:05,584 Ah, bah, bah, burr. Jacksonville. 85 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,587 So we're actually going to Jacksonville? 86 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:10,890 Buh, buh, buh, buh, burr. Jacksonville. 87 00:03:10,923 --> 00:03:12,992 Oh, I really missed you, dog. 88 00:03:13,025 --> 00:03:15,728 You know, I'm sensing some sarcasm in your voice. 89 00:03:15,761 --> 00:03:18,831 If you really want to know why I needed you, it's because I... 90 00:03:18,864 --> 00:03:20,900 What? So you can come and ruin my life... 91 00:03:20,933 --> 00:03:22,734 again? Well, of course. 92 00:03:22,768 --> 00:03:23,936 Soon as I get my shit together, you just come 93 00:03:23,969 --> 00:03:25,404 and you shit all over it. 94 00:03:25,437 --> 00:03:27,807 And you're fucking toxic, you know that? 95 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,508 Everything bad that's happened to me 96 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:32,612 in my life is because of you. 97 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:34,847 Well... 98 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:38,650 you don't have to be so dramatic about it, Alfonso Streisand. 99 00:03:38,684 --> 00:03:40,987 It'll take two hours, tops, 100 00:03:41,020 --> 00:03:42,655 -which is why I really... -Don't care! 101 00:03:42,688 --> 00:03:45,757 All right? Jacksonville does not include chitchat. 102 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:49,561 Really? I went to jail for you. 103 00:03:49,595 --> 00:03:52,331 You know what? 104 00:03:52,364 --> 00:03:55,701 Fine. Jacksonville does not include chitchat. 105 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:57,737 Thank you. 106 00:04:00,372 --> 00:04:02,375 107 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:09,415 ALF: This place is like fucking True Detective. 108 00:04:09,448 --> 00:04:11,417 The good season that was supposedly plagiarized, 109 00:04:11,450 --> 00:04:14,019 not the one that fucking sucked. What are we doing here? 110 00:04:14,053 --> 00:04:16,922 Nothing. I just got to make a quick, non-shady transaction. 111 00:04:16,954 --> 00:04:18,991 Oh. You're buying drugs. 112 00:04:19,024 --> 00:04:21,427 I should have known that intervention wasn't gonna last. 113 00:04:21,459 --> 00:04:23,462 You mean that ambush you planned for me? 114 00:04:23,495 --> 00:04:25,464 Oh, you know, I'm so sorry that I didn't want you to die. 115 00:04:25,497 --> 00:04:27,066 I was actually concerned. 116 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:28,933 You were so concerned that you didn't even show up. 117 00:04:28,967 --> 00:04:30,635 And then you ghosted on me for six months. 118 00:04:30,669 --> 00:04:32,471 You know, 119 00:04:32,504 --> 00:04:34,840 maybe I was busy digging myself out of the crater you created 120 00:04:34,873 --> 00:04:37,409 when you sent Courtney a sex tape of me and my cousin. 121 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,479 (rhythmic beeping) 122 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,287 (dog barks in distance) 123 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:10,576 (line ringing) 124 00:05:10,609 --> 00:05:12,478 LAFONSO: Go for L'fonz! 125 00:05:12,511 --> 00:05:14,914 Hey, Pops. (scoffs) You're not gonna believe this. 126 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:18,384 Ronnie showed up and cashed in an I.O.U. I couldn't refuse. 127 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:20,585 So now he's got me in the middle of God-fucking-knows-where 128 00:05:20,619 --> 00:05:22,855 doing God-fucking-knows-what. 129 00:05:22,888 --> 00:05:24,724 Yeah, I honestly might kick his ass. 130 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:26,559 LAFONSO: Oh, come on, now. I think it's good 131 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,027 you two are hanging out. 132 00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,463 Maybe time you, uh, gave him another shot. 133 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:33,532 Hey, uh... hey, are you eating? 134 00:05:33,565 --> 00:05:35,935 I mean, okay, I know I'm not your sponsor, 135 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,137 but I thought we weren't snacking between meals. 136 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:39,905 LAFONSO: Hey, now, I'm just... 137 00:05:39,938 --> 00:05:42,375 I'm just chewing some Calorette. 138 00:05:42,408 --> 00:05:44,844 Meal-flavored gum, like Nicorette but for food addicts. 139 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,379 (Lafonso smacks lips) 140 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:48,114 Oh, sorry. 141 00:05:48,147 --> 00:05:49,782 Uh, is it good? 142 00:05:49,815 --> 00:05:51,484 LAFONSO: Some are better than others. 143 00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,619 The chicken Kiev's a little bland. 144 00:05:53,652 --> 00:05:55,554 I like the fajitas. 145 00:05:55,587 --> 00:05:58,591 You know, people can change, son, if you let them. 146 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:00,559 -(Alfonso munching) -I know. 147 00:06:00,592 --> 00:06:02,594 LAFONSO: Maybe Ronnie's different now, too. 148 00:06:05,464 --> 00:06:07,466 -Nope. -(phone beeps off) 149 00:06:07,499 --> 00:06:09,635 I knew it! I knew it was fucking drugs! 150 00:06:09,668 --> 00:06:12,505 -It's not drugs. -Then what's in your hand? 151 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:15,508 It's Lou. 152 00:06:15,541 --> 00:06:17,510 -What?! -Well, it's probably like 153 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:20,746 a tenth of Lou, and maybe even only half of that is Lou. 154 00:06:20,779 --> 00:06:23,482 Amir definitely stepped on it with some dog ashes. 155 00:06:23,515 --> 00:06:26,519 He owns a yes-kill shelter called Amir One Impounds. 156 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,853 Well, I'm gonna need you to run that back, 157 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,121 like, all the way, please. 158 00:06:29,154 --> 00:06:31,557 When I sold Lou's ashes to Amir, 159 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:33,525 he split them up and sold them 160 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,729 to some presumably very fucked-up people. 161 00:06:36,762 --> 00:06:39,565 Fans are so fucking weird. 162 00:06:39,598 --> 00:06:41,200 -Gross. -So what? 163 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:43,502 This is your Jacksonville, huh? You just want me to ride along 164 00:06:43,535 --> 00:06:44,970 with you shotgun while you pick up Lou's ashes? 165 00:06:45,003 --> 00:06:46,705 And then we're square? 166 00:06:46,738 --> 00:06:49,074 -Yeah. And do you want to know why? -Nah, man. 167 00:06:49,107 --> 00:06:50,643 Just hurry the fuck up. 168 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:52,678 Unlike you, I've got a life to get back to. 169 00:06:52,711 --> 00:06:56,215 Wow. Really hit me with both barrels, huh? 170 00:06:56,248 --> 00:06:58,683 Sheesh. 171 00:06:58,717 --> 00:07:02,655 Oh... 172 00:07:02,688 --> 00:07:04,924 King-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah Kong 173 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,626 King-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah Kong 174 00:07:07,659 --> 00:07:09,762 Let's sing a song 175 00:07:09,795 --> 00:07:11,230 Let's sing a song 176 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:13,866 Bad, bad, bad King Kong 177 00:07:13,899 --> 00:07:16,869 Bad, bad, bad King Kong 178 00:07:16,902 --> 00:07:19,738 Let's sing a song 179 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:22,074 Let's sing a song 180 00:07:22,107 --> 00:07:24,844 King-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah Kong 181 00:07:24,877 --> 00:07:27,613 King-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah king-ah Kong 182 00:07:27,646 --> 00:07:30,182 Let's sing a song 183 00:07:30,215 --> 00:07:32,150 Let's sing a song... 184 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,221 ALF: Uh, the fuck is this? 185 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,089 I know we're not speaking right now, 186 00:07:37,122 --> 00:07:39,091 but I thought maybe we could not speak to each other 187 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:40,860 over a few burgers? 188 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:43,195 I've-I've got to get back to Courtney, all right? 189 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:45,264 You said a couple hours. It's been three. 190 00:07:45,297 --> 00:07:47,700 And I just got back from a business trip, 191 00:07:47,733 --> 00:07:50,536 so she's pissed at me not answering my calls or my texts. 192 00:07:50,569 --> 00:07:52,238 Well, it sounds like you're in the doghouse already. 193 00:07:52,271 --> 00:07:53,973 What's another 20 minutes? 194 00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:57,275 Plus, Phil Rosenthal put this burger on his Instagram, 195 00:07:57,309 --> 00:07:59,545 gave it three and a half plotzes. 196 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:02,013 All right, fine, but no talking, all right? 197 00:08:02,047 --> 00:08:05,017 Just noshing. 198 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,285 Maybe a little fressing. 199 00:08:06,318 --> 00:08:08,520 (instrumental rock music playing) 200 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,722 RONNIE: This place is kind of the real deal, huh? 201 00:08:10,756 --> 00:08:13,226 ALF: Yeah, it's real deal something. 202 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:17,096 -Get out. -What? 203 00:08:17,129 --> 00:08:19,698 Nah, you look like the guy from the movie Get Out. 204 00:08:19,731 --> 00:08:23,168 I mean, as much as you do, bro. 205 00:08:23,201 --> 00:08:24,837 I mean, that's... What? 206 00:08:26,939 --> 00:08:28,941 (Ronnie chuckles) 207 00:08:30,809 --> 00:08:34,780 You, uh... you're going on business trips now. 208 00:08:34,813 --> 00:08:37,049 Yup. 209 00:08:37,082 --> 00:08:39,652 And you're living with your girl. 210 00:08:39,684 --> 00:08:42,554 Yup. Everything's good. 211 00:08:42,587 --> 00:08:44,290 And the baby. 212 00:08:44,323 --> 00:08:46,257 Yup, baby's good. 213 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,760 Name? 214 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:49,662 Yup. The baby has a name. 215 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,963 Jesus Christ, man. 216 00:08:50,996 --> 00:08:53,899 It's Jasmine. 217 00:08:53,932 --> 00:08:56,702 That's adorable, man. Good for you. 218 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,671 Thank you. 219 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:00,171 Is it as hellish as everyone says? 220 00:09:00,205 --> 00:09:02,308 You know, 'cause I couldn't give up my freedom, and I know 221 00:09:02,341 --> 00:09:04,343 Daddy over here needs his 13 hours, 222 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,345 or he's a real Oscar the Grouch. 223 00:09:06,378 --> 00:09:09,081 Actually, I love everything about it. 224 00:09:09,114 --> 00:09:11,584 You know what I mean? You make it sound like it's a jail, 225 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:13,586 when, really, it's the most profound experience 226 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:15,087 a human being can go through. 227 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,689 Selflessness. 228 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,357 You should look into it, dawg. 229 00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,826 I didn't... 230 00:09:20,859 --> 00:09:24,597 mean to equate parenting to going to jail. 231 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:26,231 As someone who has been to jail-- 232 00:09:26,264 --> 00:09:27,866 Okay, we get it. 233 00:09:27,899 --> 00:09:30,269 All right? You did me a solid many years ago. 234 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:31,937 I'm here, all right? 235 00:09:31,970 --> 00:09:33,606 I'm paying you back. 236 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,975 I'm doing Jacksonville. 237 00:09:36,008 --> 00:09:38,044 We're about to be square. 238 00:09:39,411 --> 00:09:42,247 Been to jail yesterday. 239 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,617 I got arrested yesterday. 240 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,185 What? 241 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,988 Aw, man. 242 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:50,322 Brah, what happened? 243 00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:51,757 I, um... 244 00:09:51,790 --> 00:09:54,093 I got busted for selling Oxy. 245 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,795 I'm out on bail. 246 00:09:56,828 --> 00:09:59,064 Whole thing's not great. 247 00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:01,667 But I did flip like a bitch on Amir, 248 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:03,202 so they think they'll be able to cut me a good deal. 249 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,069 (chuckles) How pissed were your parents 250 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,670 when they had to come bail you out? 251 00:10:05,704 --> 00:10:06,738 Oh, they didn't. 252 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,040 They refused. 253 00:10:08,073 --> 00:10:09,241 Yeah, my mom's still pretty salty 254 00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:10,409 about me ending her marriage 255 00:10:10,442 --> 00:10:12,177 and the lives of Taffy I and II. 256 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:13,812 And my dad... (clicks tongue) 257 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,214 ...my dad was the bait 258 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,915 in the sting operation that brought me down. 259 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:19,117 (chuckles): Oh, shit. So, wait, so Shayna bailed you out? 260 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,387 (chuckles) Wrong again, my friend. 261 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:23,955 No, I was using Shayna's storefront as a drug front. 262 00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:25,658 So I think, with the whole debacle, 263 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,326 I ended up costing her about an eight-figure buyout 264 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,727 to Yankee Candle. 265 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,229 Ooh! (chuckles) 266 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,131 I mean, that's a Yankee Candle Doodle Dandy. 267 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,799 (both chuckle) 268 00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:35,968 Do you want to hear what the most unbelievable thing is? 269 00:10:36,001 --> 00:10:38,337 I'm having a hard time believing any of this, man. (chuckles) 270 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,204 Craig bailed me out. 271 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,674 What? How is that old piece of shit? 272 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:43,942 Well, he's doing this very ill-advised country look. 273 00:10:43,975 --> 00:10:45,010 -(chuckles): Oh, no. -He's managing 274 00:10:45,043 --> 00:10:47,713 the Waylon Jennings estate, I guess. (chuckles) 275 00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:49,247 But, wait, why would he bail you out? 276 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,083 (chuckles) 277 00:10:52,150 --> 00:10:54,119 Well... 278 00:10:54,152 --> 00:10:56,955 do you remember that napkin that we both signed? 279 00:10:56,988 --> 00:10:58,223 Mm-hmm. 280 00:10:58,256 --> 00:11:00,159 Apparently, it was legally binding, 281 00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:03,162 and you and I are the, uh, 282 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,164 co-owners of Lou's hologram. 283 00:11:05,197 --> 00:11:08,100 And Craig wants to take the hologram out on tour 284 00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:11,303 for this, like, dead rapper hologram extravaganza 285 00:11:11,336 --> 00:11:12,304 or something. 286 00:11:12,337 --> 00:11:13,771 Wow. 287 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:16,375 Wow, wow, wow. 288 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:18,844 So that's what this is all about, huh? 289 00:11:18,877 --> 00:11:20,813 -What? -You trying to butter me up 290 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:23,449 so I'll sign away my half of the rights to the hologram? 291 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,983 But I bet-- I bet you thought this was gonna be like one 292 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:26,752 of those classic road trips, right, 293 00:11:26,785 --> 00:11:28,219 where, like, we start out as enemies, 294 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:30,155 then slowly become friends, 295 00:11:30,188 --> 00:11:31,490 and then I sell out Lou? 296 00:11:31,523 --> 00:11:32,991 Let me guess-- 297 00:11:33,024 --> 00:11:34,259 the minivan's supposed to get more 298 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:35,728 and more fucked up as we go. 299 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,129 I would never be that cliché. 300 00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:39,198 And, besides, my mom loves that minivan. 301 00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:41,333 If it gets even one scratch on it... 302 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:43,335 -(exhales) ...she'll kill me. -Bro, straight out 303 00:11:43,368 --> 00:11:45,370 of the script. That's exactly what you're supposed to say. 304 00:11:45,403 --> 00:11:46,939 Relax, guy. 305 00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:48,807 I told Craig no. 306 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,275 Obvi. 307 00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:52,478 I mean, you really think I would do something like that? 308 00:11:54,479 --> 00:11:57,082 Nah, man. I'm sorry. 309 00:11:57,115 --> 00:11:59,785 It's fine. I deserve it. 310 00:11:59,818 --> 00:12:01,987 I've done a lot of really terrible things. 311 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:04,021 But I'm really working hard to change. 312 00:12:04,055 --> 00:12:06,891 And I just thought maybe if you saw me collect the ashes 313 00:12:06,925 --> 00:12:09,495 and clean up one of my mistakes... 314 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,998 It's cool. 315 00:12:13,031 --> 00:12:14,266 Drinks? 316 00:12:14,299 --> 00:12:15,768 I'm actually fine with some water, 317 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:18,303 -actually. Thank you. -Water, for me. (chuckles) 318 00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:20,372 (chuckles) 319 00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,307 I find that I'm-- 320 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,042 maybe it's me getting older, I don't know-- 321 00:12:24,075 --> 00:12:26,345 I just don't even think about having a drink. 322 00:12:26,378 --> 00:12:28,113 You know, honestly, me too. 323 00:12:28,146 --> 00:12:29,848 Courtney and I just, like, split a glass of white wine, 324 00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,315 if we drink at all. 325 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:33,218 I'm noticing I've lost some weight in my face. 326 00:12:33,251 --> 00:12:35,454 Yeah, I just find that, like, waking up early in the morning 327 00:12:35,487 --> 00:12:36,988 is just so much easier. 328 00:12:37,022 --> 00:12:38,390 And I don't even miss it, you know? 329 00:12:38,423 --> 00:12:40,225 Once you put a sparkling water in my hand... 330 00:12:40,258 --> 00:12:42,494 It's really just the muscle memory, you know? 331 00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:44,296 -Don't need it to have a good time. -Mm-hmm. 332 00:12:44,329 --> 00:12:46,564 -I could do one drink though. -Just one would be fine, 333 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,132 -I think. -I think one drink is good. 334 00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,802 A bottle of red 335 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,136 Oh... 336 00:12:51,169 --> 00:12:54,006 A bottle of white 337 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:56,241 It all depends 338 00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:57,543 -Upon your -Where you're in 339 00:12:57,576 --> 00:13:00,846 Tonight 340 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,881 Things are okay with me these days 341 00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:05,417 I got a new job, I got a new office 342 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,586 I got a new wife, I got a new life 343 00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:10,422 And the family's fine 344 00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,257 345 00:13:12,290 --> 00:13:14,560 Ooh, ooh 346 00:13:14,593 --> 00:13:16,295 347 00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,999 Yeah 348 00:13:21,032 --> 00:13:22,568 Brenda and Eddie had had it already 349 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:25,037 By the summer of '75 350 00:13:25,070 --> 00:13:27,406 From the high to the low to the end of the show 351 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:30,474 For the rest of their lives 352 00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,878 Nobody looked any finer 353 00:13:32,911 --> 00:13:35,446 Or was more of a hit at the Parkway Diner 354 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,317 We never knew we could want more than that out of life 355 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,219 -Oh... -Surely 356 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:43,287 Brenda and Eddie would always know how to survive 357 00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:45,324 (piano solo) 358 00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:56,034 That's all I heard about Brenda and Eddie 359 00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,270 Can't tell you more 'cause I told you already 360 00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:01,607 Here we are waving at Brenda and Eddie good-bye 361 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,042 Oh-oh, oh-oh 362 00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:06,645 Oh-oh... 363 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:09,448 Sing that song one more fucking time! 364 00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:12,651 That guy just went full nuclear. 365 00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:14,453 I mean, this is America. 366 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,189 Yeah. Like, you don't just... pull out a gun 367 00:14:17,222 --> 00:14:18,656 in place of saying andquot;please. 368 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,525 (phone buzzing) 369 00:14:20,558 --> 00:14:22,661 You're blowing up, kid. 370 00:14:22,694 --> 00:14:24,663 Are you gonna get that? 371 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:26,131 You know, you can. I won't bother you. 372 00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:29,300 Nah. You know, it... (clicks tongue) 373 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,435 ...it's just gonna be, like, a huge thing. 374 00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,238 We're having, like, a good time, you know? 375 00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,339 Like, listen, I'll call her back later or whatever. 376 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:38,110 I mean, it's kind of a classic night. 377 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,912 Yeah. 378 00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:41,213 All right. 379 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,547 So... (clears throat) 380 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,082 ...let's get this show on the road. 381 00:14:44,115 --> 00:14:45,918 Look out. 382 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,352 Oh, shit. 383 00:14:47,385 --> 00:14:49,154 You really don't drink anymore. 384 00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:53,925 Here we go. 385 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:14,613 Buddy, man, you're doing a real number on somebody's car. 386 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,519 I mean, in my defense, 387 00:15:20,552 --> 00:15:23,689 does this not look the exact same as my mom's car? 388 00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:25,324 It is uncanny. 389 00:15:25,357 --> 00:15:26,558 I don't think I can drive. 390 00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,660 Shit, I know I can't. (chuckles) 391 00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,462 All right, let's Uber to a motel or something. 392 00:15:30,495 --> 00:15:31,497 Yeah. 393 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,433 Oh, we should probably move the car to, like, 394 00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,001 a non-tow away zone, though. 395 00:15:36,034 --> 00:15:37,736 The bartender didn't seem to be a fan. 396 00:15:37,769 --> 00:15:39,671 Okay. 397 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:42,107 How 'bout over there? You think we can make it? 398 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:44,543 ALF: Oh, yeah. That's 20 feet. Easy. 399 00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:46,478 One of us drives, one of us guides. 400 00:15:46,511 --> 00:15:48,680 Bingo, buddy. Oop. 401 00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,415 -Still locked. -This one. 402 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:51,750 ALF: Keep coming. 403 00:15:51,783 --> 00:15:54,219 Just keep com... 'Kay. 404 00:15:54,252 --> 00:15:57,222 Keep coming. Keep coming. 405 00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:59,624 You have tons of room. 406 00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:01,493 I want you to crank it left, 'kay? 407 00:16:01,526 --> 00:16:03,762 To m-- All the way left, man! 408 00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:05,329 Hello?! 409 00:16:05,363 --> 00:16:06,665 Back. Back. 410 00:16:06,698 --> 00:16:08,467 -Back. Back. -Back. 411 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,769 BOTH: Back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, 412 00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:13,271 back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back. 413 00:16:13,304 --> 00:16:15,107 -Back, back, back, back, back. -Oh, wow! You win. 414 00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:17,609 -You got a real flair for the guidance aspect. -Mm. 415 00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:20,178 -I'll drive. -Okay. 416 00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:23,082 -(engine revs) -Okay! Easy does 'er. 417 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:27,786 (engine revs) 418 00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:30,756 (Ronnie whooping, laughing) 419 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,189 RONNIE: Look out! Fuck! 420 00:16:32,223 --> 00:16:33,758 -(man shouts) -(woman screams) 421 00:16:33,792 --> 00:16:35,461 (tires screech) 422 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,666 Perfect. 423 00:16:45,670 --> 00:16:48,173 Yo. Question. 424 00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:49,474 Yeah. 425 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:52,377 So, if your whole plan 426 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,280 was to show that you're a changed dude 427 00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:57,783 by collecting all the ashes, why not 428 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:01,787 just collect all the ashes and then show up at my door? 429 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,790 You-you know? Why waste your Jacksonville, 430 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,125 like, making me come with? 431 00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:09,761 Well... 432 00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:13,365 I guess I was kind of hoping this would happen. 433 00:17:13,397 --> 00:17:14,832 What, we drink 200 shots 434 00:17:14,866 --> 00:17:16,801 and have a crossing guard competition? 435 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,470 No, that we would hang out. 436 00:17:18,502 --> 00:17:21,138 You know? Stop hating each other. 437 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:24,810 It's like you said with the road trip thing. 438 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,812 Only... 439 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:30,348 not going so we could sell our friend's hologram. 440 00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:34,086 So we could be cool with each other again. 441 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:37,089 And I kind of think that's what happened. 442 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,625 You know what I mean, my dawg? 443 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,428 My dawg? 444 00:17:43,461 --> 00:17:47,132 -(snores) -(chuckles) 445 00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,568 (sighs) 446 00:17:52,570 --> 00:17:54,739 (birds singing) 447 00:17:54,772 --> 00:17:57,275 (groans softly) 448 00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:08,187 Alf? 449 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,612 (vehicle approaching) 450 00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:40,585 Hey, I thought you left, dude. 451 00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,888 Nah, bud. Just grabbing us a couple coffees. 452 00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,590 Hop in. 453 00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,635 Did you really think I was gonna just bail on you 454 00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,235 when you were asleep? 455 00:18:58,269 --> 00:19:00,939 No. 456 00:19:00,972 --> 00:19:03,542 I mean... 457 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:06,178 I don't know. No. 458 00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,880 No, that's fair. Yeah, no, you're right. 459 00:19:08,913 --> 00:19:12,350 I mean, I did, after all, bail on you for the past six months. 460 00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:14,786 I should've checked in. That's my bad, dawg. 461 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:17,956 It's okay. We're good, G. 462 00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,258 And you are not toxic, brah. 463 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,961 Look, I've got us into plenty of shit myself. 464 00:19:22,994 --> 00:19:25,263 I'm pretty toxic. (laughs) 465 00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:26,665 It's okay. 466 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,266 I'm just glad you're back. 467 00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,968 Yeah, totally. 468 00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,937 I mean, it got awkward there for a minute. 469 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,638 -Was it a little awkward between us? -Yeah, right? 470 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,440 Like, we were, like, doing, like, small talk and shit. 471 00:19:35,473 --> 00:19:37,375 Who were those guys? I didn't even recognize them. 472 00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:38,909 Ah, we were, like, minutes away 473 00:19:38,943 --> 00:19:41,780 from talking about how small the apartments are in New York. 474 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,982 But still so expensive. 475 00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:45,550 Well, I mean, you're paying for the city. 476 00:19:45,583 --> 00:19:46,818 -Oh, and the pizza. -Yeah. 477 00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,587 Which is what I hate about L.A. 478 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,354 You know, you can't find a good slice or a bagel anywhere. 479 00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:51,423 I mean, it's the water, is what it is. 480 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:54,592 Which is crazy considering we freak the fuck out 481 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,261 when it rains while we're driving. 482 00:19:56,294 --> 00:19:57,429 But we need it. 483 00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:58,730 You know what I don't need? 484 00:19:58,763 --> 00:20:00,799 My waiter at Sugarfish taking my order 485 00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,701 like he's auditioning for andquot;Speechless. 486 00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,436 Is everybody an actor? 487 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:07,672 Trust me, bro. No Zawa-way you're gonna make it. 488 00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:09,608 Why don't you just move back in with your edamama 489 00:20:09,641 --> 00:20:10,942 It's peak TV. 490 00:20:10,975 --> 00:20:13,477 There's so many shows and so many platforms. 491 00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:15,379 And yet still nothing to watch. 492 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:19,284 Just because it's a half hour does not make it a comedy. 493 00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:20,685 And you can't watch the news. 494 00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,821 Oh, God! Just when I think it's at its craziest. 495 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,889 Whoopsie doodle, he does it again. 496 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,291 That's why they hate us. 497 00:20:26,324 --> 00:20:27,592 You know what I miss? 498 00:20:27,625 --> 00:20:29,394 I miss being able to walk into a store 499 00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:31,362 and actually touch something before I buy it. 500 00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,864 Have you seen this documentary on Netflix? 501 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:33,965 You know what the problem is? 502 00:20:33,998 --> 00:20:37,035 Every kid gets a trophy nowadays. 503 00:20:37,068 --> 00:20:38,837 (both laugh) 504 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,839 Ugh. 505 00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,707 Is that what normal people sound like? 506 00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,743 -I guess. (laughs) -Ugh. 507 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,444 Fucking lame. 508 00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:48,313 Normals are terrible. 509 00:20:48,346 --> 00:20:50,349 (both laugh) 510 00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:55,254 You were gonna bail on me, though, right? 511 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:59,724 Yes, I was. 512 00:20:59,757 --> 00:21:02,360 I woke up to, like, eight missed calls from Courtney 513 00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:04,863 and, like, 1,000, like, all-caps text messages, 514 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,665 and that's like... 515 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,733 Bought two cups of coffee for the long drive home, 516 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,535 and I just... 517 00:21:10,568 --> 00:21:12,470 just couldn't do it, man. 518 00:21:12,503 --> 00:21:14,438 Had to come back for my boy. 519 00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:15,840 (chuckles softly) 520 00:21:15,873 --> 00:21:17,542 Look, man, there's only one more stop, 521 00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:19,044 and it's back in town anyway. 522 00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:20,945 Why don't I just drop you at Courtney's 523 00:21:20,978 --> 00:21:22,947 and finish up myself? 524 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,417 And as far as Jacksonville goes... 525 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,652 we're square. 526 00:21:27,685 --> 00:21:30,522 Nah, dawg. Fuck it. I'm in. 527 00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,324 Let's go get Lou back. 528 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,993 Besides, I mean, I'm in such deep shit anyway, 529 00:21:35,026 --> 00:21:36,795 what's another 20 minutes gonna do? 530 00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,697 I mean, you can always just blame it on me. 531 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:40,031 No, yeah, man. I already did. 532 00:21:40,064 --> 00:21:42,334 She fucking hates your guts, brah. 533 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:43,802 That's fair. 534 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,738 Oh, you almost got me 535 00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:49,074 Yes, I was starting to dum 536 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:53,110 Oh, then I remembered... 537 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,979 What? Not that! Now put gas, bro. 538 00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:56,514 -Which one? Which one? -Gas! 539 00:21:56,547 --> 00:21:59,417 Was my greatest contender... 540 00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,752 (both laugh) 541 00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,554 Should we freak out this white couple? 542 00:22:00,785 --> 00:22:02,554 Yeah. 543 00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:04,556 Throw it all at me 544 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:07,392 Never, ever, ever gonna stop till I'm free... 545 00:22:07,425 --> 00:22:08,659 (both laugh) 546 00:22:08,693 --> 00:22:09,894 You can give me all you got 547 00:22:09,927 --> 00:22:13,098 Can throw it all at me 548 00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:16,501 Never, ever, ever gonna stop till I'm free 549 00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,371 I'm sticking to my guns 550 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:23,508 Till my work is done 551 00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:27,713 Yeah, yeah, I'm sticking to my guns 552 00:22:28,946 --> 00:22:30,881 Till my work is done... 553 00:22:33,484 --> 00:22:34,985 A Jew and a black guy. 554 00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:37,088 (both laugh) 555 00:22:37,121 --> 00:22:41,493 Sticking to my guns 556 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:44,863 Sticking to my guns... 557 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:47,899 Last one. 558 00:22:47,932 --> 00:22:51,035 Can't believe the minivan made it all the way here intact. 559 00:22:51,068 --> 00:22:52,971 Hmm. Cue lightning strike. 560 00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,072 -Timber. -(chuckles) 561 00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:58,143 Massive Illinois sinkhole swallows Honda Odyssey whole. 562 00:23:01,145 --> 00:23:04,182 Maybe nothing bad will happen on this trip. 563 00:23:04,215 --> 00:23:05,949 Wait a minute. 564 00:23:05,983 --> 00:23:08,453 Isn't this Chevalier's house? 565 00:23:08,486 --> 00:23:10,989 I mean, you said it yourself. 566 00:23:11,022 --> 00:23:13,024 Fans are weird. 567 00:23:17,728 --> 00:23:19,964 Hey, homie G's. 568 00:23:19,997 --> 00:23:22,634 andquot;Join me in the man cave, won't you? 569 00:23:22,667 --> 00:23:25,102 Hehehe. 570 00:23:25,136 --> 00:23:26,838 I hate hehehe. 571 00:23:26,871 --> 00:23:28,807 -We got to stop with hehehe. -Agreed. 572 00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,574 (knocks on door) 573 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,177 -Hey, girl. -Hey, girl. 574 00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:35,180 Hey, you found it! Uh, come on, come on in. 575 00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:36,947 What's going on? Have a drink. 576 00:23:36,981 --> 00:23:39,717 No, no, no. Just, uh... just the ashes. 577 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:41,152 We're in a bit of a rush. 578 00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:44,489 What... is this place? 579 00:23:44,522 --> 00:23:45,823 It's great, right? 580 00:23:45,857 --> 00:23:48,460 I mean, fully stocked with top-shelf booze 581 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:50,160 and decorated top to bottom 582 00:23:50,194 --> 00:23:53,231 with all Lou official memorabilia. 583 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:55,466 It's great, it's like, uh, Planet Hollywood, except better. 584 00:23:55,500 --> 00:23:57,569 (chuckling): If you can believe that. 585 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,471 So, come on, come on, come on, one drink. 586 00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:01,872 Uh, nah, man. Uh, we're good. 587 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:03,808 Like I said, we got to motor. 588 00:24:03,841 --> 00:24:06,744 Okay, well, um, let me-- let me rephrase, then. 589 00:24:06,777 --> 00:24:09,013 Uh, no drink, no ashes. 590 00:24:09,046 --> 00:24:11,149 I can do one drink. 591 00:24:11,182 --> 00:24:12,784 -It's Europe somewhere, right? -Yeah, I mean, like, 592 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:15,019 -you know, I'm not a monster. -Yeah, nice! 593 00:24:15,052 --> 00:24:16,721 (bottle opens) 594 00:24:16,754 --> 00:24:19,189 So, you're pretty, um... a major collector, huh? 595 00:24:19,223 --> 00:24:20,692 Yes, sir. 596 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:21,926 Oh, cool. You even got 597 00:24:21,959 --> 00:24:23,928 a replica albino Burmese python like Jake. 598 00:24:23,961 --> 00:24:25,230 No, that-that is Jake. 599 00:24:25,263 --> 00:24:26,930 No, it's not Jakey! Jake The Snake. 600 00:24:26,964 --> 00:24:28,265 The SnakeRoberts. 601 00:24:28,299 --> 00:24:30,969 Oh, hey, buddy. It's Dad. Oh. 602 00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:33,004 -ALF: He looks fit. -Yeah, he was not cheap. 603 00:24:33,037 --> 00:24:35,206 Had to fly all the way to the Middle East to get him. 604 00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:37,075 Yeah, some Saudi sheikh bought him 605 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,077 off of the Deep Web or something. I don't know. 606 00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,277 (chuckles) 607 00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:42,280 Is that a lock of my hair? 608 00:24:42,313 --> 00:24:45,517 Indeedy do, it is. Got that in a silent auction. 609 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,252 The one that you did for Lox For Love, 610 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:50,555 the Jewish deli that donates all its proceeds to cancer research. 611 00:24:50,588 --> 00:24:51,822 It's cool, huh? 612 00:24:52,890 --> 00:24:54,893 Yes. 613 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,896 Oh, my God. Is that the outfit Lou was wearing when he died? 614 00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,864 Yes, sir. Look at that. 615 00:24:59,897 --> 00:25:02,667 What is this? 616 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,102 Ooh, this-- 617 00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,303 prize of the collection. 618 00:25:05,336 --> 00:25:06,905 This is the actual tile 619 00:25:06,938 --> 00:25:09,641 that split Lou's skull open. 620 00:25:09,674 --> 00:25:11,843 Damn. 621 00:25:11,876 --> 00:25:13,978 Still some brain splatter on it and everything. 622 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:16,681 Yeah, it's in mint condition. 623 00:25:16,714 --> 00:25:18,917 Ooh, cheers. 624 00:25:18,950 --> 00:25:20,752 Uh, thank you so much. I think we need to go now. 625 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:21,653 Yeah, we can take those ashes, please. 626 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:22,520 Oh, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 627 00:25:22,554 --> 00:25:23,855 I didn't show you the coolest thing. 628 00:25:23,888 --> 00:25:24,856 -Check this out. -Oh, shit! 629 00:25:24,889 --> 00:25:26,189 -Oh, fuck. -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 630 00:25:26,223 --> 00:25:27,158 This is the actual gun 631 00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:28,159 that Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittendon 632 00:25:28,192 --> 00:25:31,229 and Lou got into that Mexican standoff with. 633 00:25:31,262 --> 00:25:33,031 -It's still loaded. -Fuck. Please. 634 00:25:33,064 --> 00:25:34,332 So, come on. 635 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:37,536 Can we please get lit? 636 00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:41,039 (whimpers) 637 00:25:41,072 --> 00:25:42,940 Burn that mic one time when I touch floor 638 00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:45,043 Not really with it, so I come up... 639 00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:49,047 You know what I hate? You know what I hate? 640 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,715 What you hate? 641 00:25:50,748 --> 00:25:53,618 What has happened to Stevie's hair. 642 00:25:53,651 --> 00:25:55,620 I know. I know. 643 00:25:55,653 --> 00:25:57,155 It is a Shonda. 644 00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,257 Bud, let's go ahead and toss a hat on there. 645 00:25:59,290 --> 00:26:01,359 Bro, for real. And no advisor? 646 00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:03,728 -What's the...? -Nobody's like, andquot;Hey, man. 647 00:26:03,761 --> 00:26:05,964 We need the Predator-length style 648 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,632 that starts at the top? 649 00:26:07,665 --> 00:26:08,866 At the midhead. 650 00:26:08,899 --> 00:26:10,033 -Midhead, there. -I mean, 651 00:26:10,067 --> 00:26:11,269 you-you want to... We-we... 652 00:26:11,302 --> 00:26:14,938 You can make a-an all bad hair team. 653 00:26:14,972 --> 00:26:16,774 Stevie Wonder. 654 00:26:16,807 --> 00:26:18,109 -God, he's got a lot. -He's running point on that. 655 00:26:18,142 --> 00:26:20,078 He's running point, you know. 656 00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:22,146 Puttin' in the time before they put me in the earth 657 00:26:22,179 --> 00:26:24,182 This is nothing, I be racking up bars with a gun 658 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:28,086 I said the vision 'cause me razor never cut me with a bat. 659 00:26:28,136 --> 00:26:32,686 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0